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The 10 Macintosh Commandments
 
  1. Thou shalt backeth up thy hard drive each day to protect the vast sums of knowledge contained within.
  2. Thou shalt study all ReadethMe files and manuals of ownership which accompany thine hardware and software.
  3. Thou shalt honor thy Motherboard and treat her with care, for she is fragile and cannot withstand harsh blows.
  4. Thou shalt remember thy System Folder and keep it holy, free from unnecessary burdens that weigh heavily upon it.
  5. Thou shalt not kill thy computer's power until thou hast shuteth down properly.
  6. Thou shalt not partake of food or wine near thy computer, nor allow the filth of man to accumulate upon or within its house.
  7. Thou shalt protecteth thy system with a surge suppressor of great strength, lest it fall prey to the wicked dangers of power unchecked.
  8. Thou shalt preventeth corruption by disabling extensions when blessing thy computer with new software.
  9. Thou shalt never attacheth nor removeth cables from thine computer while it displays signs of life.
  10. Thou shalt maintaineth thy computer religiously, lest it become possessed by demons.

 

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